By Jeanne
Most couples, if they have been together long enough, have tried just about everything in the bedroom. For some, this may mean boredom. For others, however, it simply means that there is not enough sexual furniture to go around.
Like many people, my partner and I like to spice things up from time to time, even though our sex life is already extraordinary in other ways. However, it hasn't always been easy for either of us, especially considering how much we try to be weird. So, achieving creative sexual positions would be impossible without our favourite high quality accessories.
So far, we have quite a collection. In fact, we have pillows, chairs, wedges, swings, slings and loungers in almost every corner of our house. What can we say? We like to make faces at each other. Some people call it love, but we call it an obsession.
But whatever you call it, know one thing: every piece of couples' sex furniture is different. It took us years to find high-quality pieces that fit our budget, but that doesn't have to be the case for you. Thanks to our bootylicious courage, you can get what you need in record time, just by reading on.
Sex furniture: What it is and isn't
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The term "sex furniture" can mean many things. At university, it meant a rolled-up sleeping bag to me. Now my ideals are a little more refined, but not much.
Along the way, I discovered that the most important things were stability, comfort and practicality. So, in some cases, a rolled up sleeping bag is more effective than a fabric recliner. The point is that your choices must take into account your sexual appetites AND the laws of physics. So, old camping gear won't always do.
Legal sex furniture is designed to help you and/or your partner get into difficult positions without hurting yourself or looking stupid. That's why some of this furniture is expensive. On the bright side, most of the furniture is easier to use than common household accessories and is also sexier in the background. After all, "Bend over my milk crates, baby" doesn't sound very sexy now that I think about it.
What is your type?
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Just as there are many distinct sexual fantasies in the collective consciousness of humanity, there are also many types of sexual furniture to choose from. You can choose one, use them all, or let fate decide. So, pretend you're on a dating app and swipe left or right based on the characteristics you prefer. Here's a profile of each:
#1. Sex pillows
These bad boys are in millions of homes around the world, including mine. Not only are they the cheapest option, but they are generally the most versatile and discreet. Indeed, they can be used as normal bed pillows or taken on a trip without making a sound. The sex cushions are ideal for supporting the lumbar region, raising the hips slightly and making oral sex more enjoyable for everyone.
#2. Sexual corners
Sex wedges are very similar to pillows, except that they are more rigid and have more defined shapes. They are usually cut at an angle to adapt to many positions different, and they can sometimes flip and fold to help you get creative. I like to use mine in combination with something else, but I'm a freak in the sheets, so it is what it is.
#3. Sex stools
This option is ideal for people who prefer simplicity in the bedroom. In addition, sex stools are perfect for BDSM and role-playing as they offer multiple access points and minimal surface area to cover genitals. They are also lightweight, portable, pretty with the right décor, and somewhat discreet if you don't need handcuffs attached to your legs like we do.
#4. Sex chairs
Ces meubles confortables et luxueux sont parfaits pour les personnes qui aiment le kink et le fantastique. Il en existe de toutes les formes et de toutes les tailles, avec une grande variété de caractéristiques, de compléments et d’accessoires différents pour rendre les choses encore meilleures. En fait, les chaises sexuelles sont l’objet le plus courant que l’on trouve dans les donjons modernes de bondage, à part les fouets, les chaînes et le lubrifiant anal.
#5. Sex chairs
Les chaises sexuelles sont comme de longs canapés pour s’embrasser et faire l’amour. Ils permettent à la personne assise de surélever ses pieds de plusieurs façons différentes tout en offrant aux partenaires des options solides pour les ordres de “se pencher”. Beaucoup plus attrayantes et confortables que les sacs de couchage et les caisses de lait, ces pièces s’intègrent facilement dans la plupart des décors et sont souvent équipées de housses lavables, au cas où il y aurait des dégâts.
#6. Sex Swings
It may sound cliché, but the sex swings can help you reach new heights. This means that you can hang it from the ceiling or inside a door to approach the "situation" from any angle. It takes the strain off the joints, provides 360 degree access and helps the sitter spread their legs. In some cases, these bad boys are even equipped with wrist and ankle restraints.
#7. Gender tables
Sex tables are long, flat surfaces used to spread arms and legs for bondage play and medical fetish work. They are generally difficult to conceal and are therefore not as popular as other options. However, the possibilities are virtually endless with these items and they can easily blend into the environment with the right decorations.
Remember that getting to know yourself and your partner is the best part of this journey. So don't be afraid to experiment with a few different types. Most of the time you can even mix and match them to create your own sexy scene at home. Let's see what I like best in each category.
My favourite pillows and sex cushions
Lights, camera, action. It's time to pick your favourite pieces and start the show. Your kidneys may be patient, but these products are not. In fact, they usually fly off the shelves faster than they're stocked. You'll find out why in a minute. Just know that sex pads and wedges make G-spot stimulation even better. So it's hard not to be a little biased.
TOP PICKThe Wedge/Ramp Liberator combo?
I love this masterful mound because it offers a wide range of different angles on a soft, smooth, machine washable surface. The velvety microfiber duo includes two separate angled pillows for maximum comfort and versatility. In addition, they are both filled with high density foam and can accommodate more than one moving body without changing shape.
PRO
- Non-slip surface ideal for rough sex
CON
- A bit expensive in comparison
Second place: The DOMINIX airbag
This wonderful cushion inflates in place, then deflates when you're ready to stop, making it one of the most discreet options around. It also has a smooth, easy-to-clean exterior, but that's not the best part. This sex wedge comes with a set of wrist ties and a headband so you can get more dirty if you want.
NOTE: Find the best cushions and wedges for sex by looking for something with moisture wicking features and/or storage containers included to keep the outdoors nice and cozy.
My favourite sex stools
Sex stools are fun because they allow one partner to sit while the other enjoys their position. The best options always have large holes for easy access and/or bonus features for added pleasure. In fact, my top choice has all of these. Check it out.
TOP PICKThe F-Slider from Cloud Nine
Before you scare yourself because of the price, understand that this thing is more than just a sex stool. It has an automatic stroking motor and a universal Vac-U-Lock adapter for your favorite dongs and vibrators. It can also support up to 400 pounds at a time, and it includes a realistic 7-inch dildo to get you started. You can use it or lose it, but you can't play on Cloud Nine without having a heavenly orgasm.
PRO
- Comes with a storage bag for discreet placement
CON
- May still be difficult to hide for some people
Second place: DOMINIX Deluxe sexual position amplifier in faux leather
It's simple, lightweight, portable and has everything you could want in a sex stool. With four sturdy legs and a convenient 9-inch O-shaped opening, this piece allows you to expose the entire pie. Plus, it has four buckle straps at each corner to secure wrists and/or ankles, and it's covered in smooth black patent leather for quick and easy cleaning. Did I mention that it comes pre-assembled by the manufacturer? We really liked it because none of us know how to use a spanner.
NOTEFind the best sex stools by looking for a product made with durable, high-quality materials and/or built-in accessories that allow for greater versatility.
My favourite sex chairs
The chaises sexuelles rendent l’expérimentation de différentes positions beaucoup plus sûre et plus agréable pour les deux partenaires. Elles sont confortables, pratiques et un peu perverses aussi. Imaginez que vous soyez attaché à une chaise et que votre amant profite de vous. Maintenant, transformez votre imagination en réalité avec quelque chose de solide et d’intéressant. Voici mon opération préférée :
TOP PICKThe Bondage Boutique Sex Position Enhancer
This sophisticated sex chair features an ergonomic slot for access to the genitals and breathable, stretchable material for better experimentation. The sturdy metal frame can support up to 100kg and is covered with cushioned foam that is comfortable to sit on. This is my go-to piece of furniture for blow jobs and pegs, and the stretchy material offers a slight bounce for better penetration and fabulous foreplay.
PRO
- Disassembles for easy storage under the bed
CON
- May not be suitable for all body types
Second place: Toy hands-free folding chair
I love this room because it allows quick and easy access to automatic pleasures - it's almost like having a third person in the room who doesn't have to pay for gas or cuddle when you're done. It is compatible with a wide variety of sex toys including some of my favourite dongs and vibrators. Plus, it's incredibly discreet, very affordable and very easy to maintain.
NOTE: Find the best sex chairs by looking for something discreet but durable, possibly with attachments for sex toys and/or bondage restraints.
My favourite chairs and sex stands
Sex chairs are on my list of favourites because, to be honest, they make me feel fancy. I always feel like pulling out a glass of wine and a new vibrator when I sit or lie on one. They're like sophisticated, curvy sofas that have sex in their heads - a bit like me, except I think the correct term is 'couch potato'. Anyway, this is what I recommend:
TOP PICKThe Liberator? Black Label ESSE
This is by far the most posh sex chair on the market right now, and I'm happy to say I've tried one. It has a sleek black finish and a bunch of amazing features, including a detachable 5 inch headrest that my partner and I like to use for extra height. There are also 24 solid connection points for various BDSM equipment like handcuffs and ankle straps. In addition, it also comes with a mini-scoop pillow for whatever your imagination requires. If you lost count, it's more than 3 pieces in one.
PRO
- Highly curved structure for superior comfort and versatility
CON
- Heavy and difficult to conceal.
Second place: The Wanda low profile stand
This discreet little accessory has saved my life more times than I can count. When my partner isn't around (and even when he's at home), I use it to prop up my bigger vibrating wands and I'm hands free. It allows me to fuck, pump, jump or throw whatever I want. Plus, it's covered in a soft, washable material and has proven to be more ideal for couples play than I originally thought.
NOTE: Find the best sex chairs by looking for something with moisture-wicking features such as nylon liners or machine-washable materials to avoid damage and unsightly stains.
My favourite swings and sex slings
Les balançoires sexuelles me font sourire car elles sont plutôt fantaisistes quand on y pense. Après tout, on les accroche au plafond comme des guirlandes de Noël ou on les suspend à l’entrée de la maison comme du gui. Et n’espérez pas vous en tirer avec de simples préliminaires lorsque vous utilisez l’une d’elles. Les balançoires conçues pour le sexe sont aussi faites pour séduire les sens. Ainsi, la position dans laquelle vous et/ou votre partenaire vous retrouvez est ce qui scelle l’affaire. Pensez à la position de l’aigle, puis considérez mon meilleur choix :
TOP PICKThe Fetish Fantasy Series 360
This sex swing has sold millions of units worldwide thanks to its unique, complex and user-friendly structure. It offers many positioning possibilities and even turns in circles if you give it a push. The sturdy metal hook can be easily hooked to any sturdy frame, and with the padded straps, there is no limit to the things you can do to each other. Fortunately, the materials are extremely durable, otherwise the whole world would be in big trouble.
PRO
- Offers a fun weightless experience.
CON
- Can only support 350 pounds at a time
Second place: Sportsheets Sex Swing Door Jam Kit
Do you know how sexy it is to be pushed up against the wall and fucked until your brains fall out? Yes, but we couldn't do it without someone getting hurt until we started using this sling. It quickly attaches to the doorway (or wall) and then adjusts to fit. The straps also spread, allowing your partner to penetrate deeper and deeper without pulling a muscle.
NOTE: Find the best sex swings and slings by looking for something that had adjustable, padded straps and high quality materials to prevent damage and/or accidents.
My favourite sex tables and benches
Sex tables and benches are particularly naughty because they require one or more partners to completely bow down to give and/or receive pleasure. This means that they are very sturdy and sometimes downright intimidating. You can choose between the large and small models, or find something in between. But whatever your taste, I suggest you start with one of these:
TOP PICK: The Liberator? spanking bench Obeir
Even the name turns me on, so it's no surprise that this sex bench is one of my favorites. It's the perfect accessory for role play and bondage, with a two-tiered design that offers positioning versatility and BDSM safety. It features four padded spiked handcuffs for a double dose of visual stimulation and movement restriction. We love punishing each other on this bad boy as often as possible, especially since it's covered in washable material that's like candy for the skin.
PRO
- Lightweight and portable for discreet pleasure
CON
- Not ideal for some positions (missionary)
Second place: The Strict folding support board
This flat, foldable piece of furniture is ideal for impromptu sessions and small accommodations. It offers the same features as a well-equipped BDSM table, but it slides under the bed and even has a handy strap for easy transport. There are also 18 different attachment points and the whole thing is padded with high density foam to protect your pressure points.
NOTE: Find the best sex tables and benches by searching something that fits in with your interior while leaving plenty of room for sex toys, accessories and props.
Favorite Bonus: My lubricants of choice
I have become aware of the importance of using the right lubricant, especially since I started to take a close interest in sexual furniture. Different positions require different furniture, but also specific lubrication to get the best sensations. After all, what does it matter what kind of chair or swing you use if you get chafed with every stroke? I don't think so.
That's why I defend high-quality lubricants as if I were a debauchery doctor. As someone who has seen the dark side of dry sex, let me tell you something. Skipping the sauce is messy, and not in a good way. So check out my favourite personal lubricants too:
#1. WATER-BASED: Divine 9
This product is made from all-natural ingredients and plant extracts that protect the skin from friction while penetrating deep into the tissue for long-lasting hydration. It also smells divine, hence the name.
#2. PETROLEUM-BASED: AH! Yes Bio
With a certified organic formula and a super slippery consistency, this lubricant offers long-lasting protection and can be used as a massage oil. Take your sex tips to the next level and your partner will never say no.
#3. SILICONE-BASED: Wet Elite Women
This is 5 ounces of the strongest high-density silicone lube you'll ever buy (most likely). It comes in a pretty bottle with an easy to dispense cap, and it's guaranteed to last longer than both of you.
Remember that you should not use certain lubricants with certain toys or materials. For example, silicone and oil-based lubricants are known to be messy. They can also stain fabrics if you're not careful, and they are difficult to wash. So choose water-based products for maximum versatility and cleanliness. As always, clean afterwards with non-abrasive and hypoallergenic products.
The final verdict
Des milliers de personnes se blessent ou blessent leur partenaire chaque année dans ce pays, et il n’est pas nécessaire qu’il en soit ainsi. Ces voyages embarrassants aux urgences ne servent à rien, d’autant plus qu’il existe de nombreux meubles pour le sexe qui aident les gens à se positionner de manière plus sûre. En fait, rien n’est plus pareil depuis l’invention des meubles pour le sexe, et personne ne pourrait en être plus heureux que mon partenaire et moi. Après tout, notre médecin a commencé à soupçonner des violences domestiques à cause de tous mes bleus.
No matter how long it took me to realise it, these products have revolutionised our how to make love and enjoy the preliminaries. This probably explains why so many pieces are sold every day. With a little experimentation and open-mindedness, we eventually discovered a few favourites and started to branch out again. So take advantage of our experiments and find something really useful in your room.
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