Because the horny one is the faggot who wears the crown.
Is it just me or do gay men have more fun? That's a stereotype I'd like to know more about. But regardless of opinions, tastes and appetites, one thing is for sure: gay sex toys are here and they're gay, so get used to it.
The current sex toys plays a special role in the love life of the average homosexual. With hundreds of different types of toys, thousands of models of each type, and enough features to choke a donkey, it's almost impossible to find what you need.
Even professional perverts like me have a hard time finding what I want, which is why I decided to give you a comprehensive overview of gay sex toys in general. What can I say? I'm a sensitive heart.
If someone had told me these things about gay sex toys a long time ago, I would have avoided so many terribly uncomfortable situations.
Utiliser maladroitement des jouets sexuels hétéro-normatifs ne me menait nulle part, mais j’ai refusé de l’admettre pendant de trop nombreuses années. Après avoir cédé à la pression des pairs en succombant à une série d’orgasmes incomparables, j’ai finalement réalisé que la meilleure façon d’atteindre l’apogée était d’utiliser un sex toy aussi gay que moi.
What is a gay sex toy?
A gay sex toy is actually a normal sex toy, it's just that it's more enjoyable for homosexual activity than for heterosexual activity. And maybe that's not even the best definition.
Maybe gay sex toys are just a special breed of marriage aid designed specifically for same-sex pleasure and excitement. Yeah, that sounds a lot better, and it's probably more accurate.
Either way, gay sex toys are a special brand of pleasure product designed to inspire passion, enhance relationships and release the inhibitions that so often accompany the use of heterosexual toys for homosexual activities.
Today, the sex toys is flooded with relatively attractive options for the average king or queen, many of which look and work eerily similar. Finding the right product usually requires an understanding that no two products are the same.
Like snowflakes, they must all be considered individually. In addition, you should also realize that there are several types of sex toys that can be classified as "gay", although many of them can also be used by heterosexual couples. The 15 most common types of gay sex toys are:
- Chastity devices
An extremely popular device used in BDSM, designed to prevent your male lover from achieving a full erection until you give him permission. It can be used in conjunction with other sex toys and can also be worn continuously with proper maintenance.
- Cock rings
A fashionable item that wraps around the base of the penis and/or around the balls for prolong and strengthen the wearer's erection or prevent premature ejaculation. It can also be used in conjunction with other sex toys.
- Male masturbators
A manual or automatic device designed to mimic the sensations of intercourse or fellatio through variable speeds and stroke lengths using a variety of handles and textures. Many are even compatible with virtual reality porn content and/or other masturbation devices.
- Penis pumps
A penis enhancement device used primarily to promote instant penis growth and plumping by suction or traction. It cannot be used for more than 30 minutes, but many are accompanied by an effective exercise program to maximize results and turn a temporary growth into a semi-permanent change.
- Penis extensions
A penis enhancement device used primarily to promote increased penile length and/or straightness through long-term traction. Many models can be worn under clothing for several hours at a time, and most offer semi-permanent or permanent results in just a few months.
- Ball tensioners
A secure, weighted device that fits around the base of the wearer's balls to promote stretching through prolonged wear. It can be worn under clothing for several hours and does not prevent the wearer from enjoying other types of stimulation.
A personal hygiene product that sometimes serves as a hydro-stimulation device. It is placed inside the anal canal and is either squeezed or opened to release an adjustable stream of water or cleaning solution.
- Electrosex Gear
A type of unisex marital aid popular among gays and straights that uses mild pulses of electricity to cause muscle contractions and pleasure. E-stim is often used as an alternative to standard vibrations and can be found on all kinds of sex toys.
- Bondage material
A type of unisex marital aid commonly used in BDSM role-playing to prevent the submissive from moving or to hold them in a specific position. It can also include gags, blindfolds, and whips.
Rod-shaped pleasure device used for vaginal and/or anal sex and/or masturbation. It can be realistic with skin-like materials and a venous shaft, or whimsical in design with just a rounded head on hyperpigmented colors or polished metal.
A sex toy vibrant that comes in a wide variety of shapes and sizes, used for vaginal, anal or nipple stimulation and guaranteed to increase pleasure and complicity, especially with all the couple-friendly options now available.
- Prostate massagers
A somewhat unisex anal pleasure device, designed to directly stimulate the prostate (p-spot) and induce intense internal orgasms that can be coupled with or enhanced by the simultaneous use of other sex toys.
- Butt plugs
An anal pleasure device that is conical and pyramid shaped, unisex and compatible with other toys. It can be made from a variety of materials, has different textures and is often available in several sizes depending on the user's experience level.
- Anal beads
A wavy string of balls of various sizes made from a range of skin-safe materials, used to provide customizable pleasure to the anal canal (or vagina, for that matter). The balls come in a variety of lengths and girths and can be tailored to the user's specifications.
- Sex dolls and torsos
One type of life-size sex toy or miniature that has the appearance or functionality of a real human partner, with human-like features such as hair and dimples, as well as (sometimes) interactive features that combine virtual reality with online pornographic experiences.
There are so many sex toys that I couldn't even mention because they fall into one of the above categories. Excuse me while I get excited about you spreading your wings.
My little butterfly, know that gay sex toys can be anything you want them to be. And while they're generally considered a kind of well-made marital aid used exclusively by same-sex couples, the idea is to create the kind of sex life you really want, even if it means sifting through a pile of sex toys to get it.
But just knowing what a gay sex toy is (and what it isn't) will only get you so far in finding the device(s) you need. At some point, you'll also have to start appreciating what a good gay sex toy can do for you.
You have always been a grateful person. Why not extend that gratitude to the people who invented the toys we are now frustrated with.
After all, our horny ancestors were caught popping their nuts into stale loaves of bread and onto carved chalk dildos. Talk about the Great Depression.
Why a Gay Sex Toy?
Il n’y a rien de mal à posséder un grand nombre de sex toys gay. On dit que la variété est le sel de la vie, et une exploration sexuelle saine peut présenter d’innombrables avantages.
According to research, the average sexually active LBGTQ member today owns between 1 and 5 sex toys, and many of these people wish they had a few more. The reason for their insatiable desire lies somewhere between the effectiveness of the toy itself and the level of perversion of the user.
Either way, high-quality gay sex toys have the power to completely revolutionize your love life, simply by providing you and/or your partner with the tools to generate a mind-blowing orgasm.
Well-made gay sex toys are safe, sexy and super satisfying if you get the right one and know how to use it properly. There's no universal option available right now, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the following 5 benefits:
- Gay sex toys provide the tools of the trade
Having sex as a gay couple can be complicated, especially if you don't have all the tools you need to give your partner pleasure. Contemporary toys can sometimes suffice when needed, but many modern designs leave a lot to be desired for the gay community.
Whether it's a strap-on, a harness for your favorite dildo, a durable penis ring or a huge butt plug, the gay sex toy industry has everything you need to recreate the sexual fantasies you have in mind.
- Gay sex toys bring luxury to the bedroom
Au lieu de toujours utiliser ce qui est disponible pour éprouver le type de plaisir sexuel que vous et/ou votre partenaire désirez, pourquoi ne pas inclure un sex toy de haute qualité pour profiter d’une excitation maximale avec un minimum de prise de tête ?
The best sex toys Today's gays are not only made from the highest quality materials, but they also come with a ton of user-friendly features that are designed to make you look like a professional pervert.
So throw away those crude sex toys you've accumulated and give yourself and your lover the kind of lovemaking you both deserve.
- Gay sex toys allow you to experiment safely
Using common household items or sex toys designed specifically for heterosexual play is not only stupid, it's potentially dangerous. Gay sex toys allow you and/or your partner to experiment with random ideas without putting anyone else at risk.
In addition, sex toys designed exclusively for gay men tend to have specialized features for the types of lovemaking typical of same-sex couples.
Well-made, durable and tailored to your appetites, modern sex toys for gay men and women offer the warm comfort you need to expand your primary horizons.
- Gay sex toys are tailor-made for homosexual activity.
Comme nous l’avons mentionné plus haut, la plupart des meilleurs sex toys gays actuels sont conçus spécifiquement pour la romance homosexuelle. Qu’il s’agisse d’un dispositif qui fournit à vous/votre amant une partie du corps de rechange ou d’un produit conçu pour exciter les parties du corps que vous possédez déjà, les jouets sexuels gays de fabricants réputés vous permettent de vivre ce que vous désirez, quand vous le désirez.
Many of today's luxury sex toys are even customizable, which means you can tailor each session to the unique specifications of your kinky mind without having to buy dozens of products.
- Gay sex toys can improve your love life
With all of these benefits combined, gay sex toys have the power to quickly improve the quality of your sex life simply by being in the bedroom. By providing safe and satisfying inspiration for curiosities and well-made tools for uncontrollable urges, gay sex toys are in a league of their own in many ways.
With everything you need at your lubricated fingertips, it's impossible to experience anything but total happiness.
The sex toy collection you currently own may very well be an incredible assortment of pleasure products that always get you from point A to point B, but you didn't get this far by playing it safe.
Doing what you've always done will only get you what you've always had, and even if you've always gotten off on the toys you own, you can't know how much better your orgasms will be with a specifically gay sex toy until you try one.
And I'm not trying to sell you anything here; I'm just giving credit where credit is due. It's high time society and the sex toy industry got on board and started taking queens more seriously.
Top 10 ways to know if that gay sex toy is worth it or not
Because there are so many different types of gay sex toys to choose from, the most important step in finding the perfect one is to take an inventory on yourself and/or your lover before you buy anything.
Smart marketers will do whatever it takes to get your money, and if you're not smart, they will succeed. Make sure they make a living like you do by holding them to high standards. In the meantime, compare those standards to the following 10 factors:
- Your skin type
If a gay sex toy is made from poor quality materials or materials that can cause irritation or an allergic reaction, run away. The most reputable toy manufacturers already know what works and what doesn't.
Most of them automatically use skin-friendly materials such as silicone, thermoplastic elastomer (TPE), polyvinyl chloride (PVC), stainless steel, glass or precious metals.
You'll rarely find latex products, although some high-end products may contain a little. Nevertheless, never choose a sex toy that contains phthalates or parabens, as both of these ingredients have been linked to serious health problems.
TIP: If necessary, use a compatible condom to avoid contact with allergy triggers and/or irritants.
- Your body type
Remember that not all sex toys are designed for all body types. And while a toy may be well marketed or seem attractive to you and/or your partner, a closer look at your height and weight may lead to a different conclusion.
C’est une considération particulièrement importante pour les personnes qui n’ont jamais utilisé de sex toys gay (ou de sex toys en général). Commencez petit et passez à des choses plus grandes et meilleures. N’oubliez pas que vous devez ramper avant de marcher.
TIP: Use plenty of personal lubricant to experiment with larger sex toys safely and painlessly.
- Your role(s)
You and your partner need to define the roles that apply to your relationship. Are they flexible or rigid? Who will be responsible for guarding, cleaning and maintaining your new collection? Who will be the one to use it the most or will you share the experience equally?
No matter how things go in your bedroom, make sure the gay sex toy you choose is up to the task. There's no right or wrong answer here, so don't let a manufacturer or marketer tell you otherwise. Find a device that fits the roles you both play, whatever they are and however often they change.
TIP: Play with role reversal to discover a whole new world of BDSM toys.
- Your intentions
Depending on what you and your partner intend to do with the new gay sex toy you're considering, the shape, size, ergonomics and features will vary. For example, if you're looking for a good anal pleasure device, you'll probably want something curved to stimulate the p-spot. On the other hand, if you're looking for a clitoral stimulation toy, you'll need a clitoral stimulation device.
On the other hand, if you're looking for a toy to stimulate the clitoris, a prostate massager probably won't do the trick. And while these glaring differences are obvious, some more subtle variations are easy to miss. Consider each option carefully and make sure it will meet your needs.
TIP: Have an open and honest conversation with your partner to determine what type of sex toy you will enjoy most.
- Your love life
The boundaries and schedules of your love life play an important role in choosing the right gay sex toy for you. Products with short battery life, devices that require special attention, and items that are extremely complicated to use may not be right for everyone or for every lifestyle. As your mother always said, you are very special. But she may not have intended to apply that fact to your sex toy shopping checklist.
Either way, she was right and you need to use it to find the gay sex toy that will make you feel like the unique snowflake that you are.
TIP: Ask yourself if you have enough space to store your items or enough privacy to use them when and how you want.
- Your equipment
Keep in mind that today's sex toy industry is full of amazing things, and most of these things are extremely high-tech gadgets that require special equipment. Luxury and high-tech sex toys often need internet connections, mobile data plans, website subscriptions, spare batteries and/or other types of additional equipment to function properly.
However, even some rudimentary options require harnesses, shower racks and specialized cleaning solutions to be worth the effort.
Make sure you have everything you need to start using your gay sex toys now, because the right partners shouldn't have to wait for you to get organized.
TIP: Check the limits and quality of your equipment to make sure it is in perfect working order before you start using it.
- Your knowledge
Les personnes qui sortent des sentiers battus ou qui ont des fantasmes sexuels débridés sont souvent victimes de publicités astucieuses et finissent par acheter quelque chose dont elles n’ont aucune idée de l’utilisation. Et même si la plupart des meilleurs jouets sexuels gays d’aujourd’hui sont accompagnés d’un mode d’emploi, qui peut dire s’il est suffisamment facile à suivre ?
In addition to that, you had better make sure you know how to use the equipment I mentioned above. There will be no one to guide you, and mistakes can lead to irreparable damage to toys, injuries and even breakage.
TIP: If you want to experiment but are afraid of wasting your money on an overly complex toy, study how each product works before you buy.
- Your comfort level
Whether experienced or not, some gay sex toys can take a person out of their comfort zone if not presented and/or used properly. It's important to know your comfort level and your partner's comfort level, as this can help you narrow the search even further.
Who needs a massive dildo if your partner isn't prepared for a stretch of this magnitude? And who wants a tiny sex toy if only girth and length can make you cum? Whether you're looking for something to insert, hold or hurt, it's essential to consider each person's comfort level beforehand.
TIP: Gradually move on to more substantial sex toys, starting with small, simple options that provide similar sensations.
- Your lubricant
Did you know that it is almost impossible to enjoy most gay sex toys without first applying some lubricant to the product or to yourself/your partner? Also, not all types of lubricants are compatible with all toy materials.
For example, silicone sex toys can only be used with water-based lubricant (which is good because water-based lubricants are hypoallergenic). On the other hand, metal and glass toys can be used with oil-based and/or silicone-based lubricants (which is good news for people who prefer these types of lubricants for sodomy).
In any case, you need to make sure that everyone gets along or things can get out of hand.
TIP: Since it's inexpensive, keep several types of personal lubricants on hand to make sure you're always prepared.
- Your budget
Speaking of cheap, don't settle for a toy just because it saves you money. It's not always true that you get what you pay for, but the current gay sex toy industry has done a good job of making things fair and competitive.
So keep your mind and wallet open, because you're bound to be surprised at some point. Some of the best products are sold as kits, so even if you pay a little more than you would for the device itself, you'll save a little money in the end because you bought in bulk. Look for special discounts and coupon codes wherever you can.
TIP: Don't forget to consider items such as toy cleaner, batteries, lubricant and accessories.
Gay sex toy manufacturers who offer a guarantee on their products are rewarded. Yes, you can buy some of these amazing things and get 100 to 200 % of your money back if you are not completely satisfied.
Experimenting with gay sex toys is now a relatively risk-free enterprise that makes everyone happy. What a time to be alive!
The end of the game
Ecoutez, je sais que choisir le bon sex-toy est déjà plus difficile que vous ne l’êtes, mais ajoutez à cela le fait que vous cherchez quelque chose de spécifiquement conçu pour le sexe gay et les choses deviennent encore plus difficiles.
It's never easy to be sleazy, but at least now it's a little more fun to hunt for your next conquest. There may be several types of gay sex toys out there, but each one and each category has advantages and disadvantages that, when examined properly, can help you find what you are looking for.
If it's an extra-large dildo or a vibrating butt plug, so be it. This journey of discovery is not for the faint of heart. Heavy is the head that wears the crown, but cranky is the queen that wears a frown.